A blog by Carson

Once upon a time there was a pikachu when sir piffolot. Wow-wow Wubzy decided to beat pikachu up and sir piffolot was going to alien house and they bonked into theirself.

The end.

A new blog for Grammy to read

Once upon a time there was a big sir pandalot and then he was going to defeat the great mighty warrior called sir piffolot Pikachu decided to defeat sir piffolot instead. Sir piffolot ran away and then they lived happily ever after but then sir piffolot came back and was bigger than ever and was going to get punched. And then sir piffolot was real mad about getting sir piffolot punched. Then, he changed his name to sir piffolot punch, then he decided to go out to the woods and got eaten by a bear, there was a small mouse who got eaten by a bear. Then there was a bang bang pole. Then they were running and got hit with the bang bang pole. Then there was a sir piffolot biffolop, they call him sir piffolot biffolop because of his nose. Then there was sir piffolot biffolop again.

Chapter 9 - There was sir piffolot giffolot. They call him sir piffolot giffolot because he likes to punch himself in the face. It was so funny that someone almost forgot to feed their vibrating puppies because they like to play a lot. Then there was sir piffolot biffolot again.

The end.

Once upon a time it rained gumdrops on Sir Skeeticus

Once upon a time there was a little gumdrop who came to life at night. Sir Skeeticus decided to destroy the city and there was a comic book that came to destroy him. Mom, I'm getting some ideas from watching Word World (obviously not wanting to be too creative today). Then, there was a big soup attack with a bunch of letters. Sir Skeeticus didn't know what to say so he just let the letters defeat him, then he whapped them with a baseball bat. Then green light came to destoy him and Sir Skeeticus destroyed green light.

Then there was a super hero defeating the bad guy, carrying him off to hot boiling and threw him in. The bad guy just swam out. Then they jumped on the diving board. Their socks got thrown in the trash because they were so stinky and stinky and stinky. Then, the super good comic book came to defeat. Also, there was a dog named Cleo and she was playing all day long, and they lived happily ever after.

The End.

Monday - 3/2

Once upon a time in Word World there was Super Grover, and he is the best super hero ever. Then Super Man came and saved the day, then Super Grover wasn't the best super hero because he got hit by a rocket when he was flying, plus while he was flying he jumped up and hit a lamp and it fell down and burned his back. Then there was a big giant mango that rolled over Super Grover and smashed him into a pancake and Superman ate him. Then there was Cameron who was running as fast as he can, because he was super fast, and his real name was Dash. And then ice cracked and penguins kept the ice and threw it at them. They kept smacking walls...smacking wall after wall. And for migration they took an R-vehicle. Then they got dumped and duped by a penguin because they kept saying, "Left, right, left, right." Then there was a big giant pogo stick that broke the house into a dozen pieces and there was a question mark and also a heart because it was valentine's day and they got the best valentine's gift ever, it was peanuts. And why they should be greatness upon great? Then they said, "Wagoo, wagoo." And I blogged on blogger today, and I was stuck on a plane and then I jumped down.

The End

Today's Story

Once upon a time there was a little pokemon named sneezle and he was walking around and then he saw a tree and climbed and climbed and climbed to the top of the apple tree and picked some apples. And then there he was walking and walking and bonked into a big lemur named Zabu and then they met the brothers. And then there was a log on named loggy and popcorn visited. And then their house was full of leaves. And then there came another human, and also there was a phone called the USTA.

The End

I'm grounded from my bike

I got grounded from my bike because I popped the tires on Carson's Glide2Ride with that purple thing that goes in mom's bally thing (a straight pin from my pin cushion). Yesterday I got ninja lessons and a bamboo stick and I'm going to cut it in half to make nunchucks and I'm going to use a red string to tie it together instead of glue because glue will take even longer to stick together. I got ninja lessons from Mr. Drew while I was playing with Alice. We went to a park with train tracks and a bridge that goes over. When I saw the train I was going to run over to the other side, I used the slide to slide across the train tracks without falling onto the tracks. I said, "Hi Dunkers" to the people on the train.

The End

Today it's a story

Once upon a time there was a little Cameron that kept banging his head on a treedo, then a big lemur named Zabu said "what are you doing?" And then finally I got his attention and then he started climbing trees. I said, "I was banging my head on a big doo-doo tree." And then we climbed tree to tree to tree to tree and leaped and leaped and leaped and leaped and kept banging our heads on big d00-doo trees and kept opening and opening and opening the garage.

The End.